Medium channels ghost of Dio so he can listen to Frostburn; ”It’s what he would’ve wanted” – Dio’s Estate
“When you’re on a month-long tour, you learn to covertly masturbate in public bathrooms.” – Anonymous Sage Advice Guy
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Critics rave about Lords of the Trident: ”I wish I had time to grow a mullet out for this!”
Iron Maiden’s Bruce Dickenson Admits: ”Yes, I took a few vocal lessons from Fang.”
Brown note discovered; Pontifex Mortis vows to ”never play that note again”.
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”Frostburn” preemptively banned in 36 countries by the UN. Germany fears riots
“This music is akin to watching a community theater production of Excalibur, while a freshly shaved and oiled pool boy massages your back and feeds you liqueur filled chocolates while humming the soundtrack to the Dungeons and Dragons Movie Starring Marlon Wayans (I swear it’s real).” – Actual Internet Comment
“It’s metal, epic, and also cheeky and fun. Like playing pingpong with a soulforged runeblade.” – Random Minion
Asian Metal on Frostburn – ”It’s ACTUALLY pretty good!”
Asian Metal invents new ”strongest guitar string ever”. Tunes below audible levels; elephants start headbanging
After watching the LORDS: “I can’t tell if I’ve done a lot of drugs, or had a lot of sex!” – Concertgoer
”Death to false metal” – Everyone

Recent News and Upcoming Battles:

Aug
2
Wed
Omaha, NE @ Shamrocks Pub & Grill
Aug 2 @ 8:00 pm – 11:45 pm
Aug
4
Fri
Colorado Springs, CO @ TBA
Aug 4 @ 8:00 pm – 11:45 pm
Aug
5
Sat
Kansas City, MO @ Davey's Uptown Ramblers Club
Aug 5 @ 8:00 pm – 11:45 pm
Sep
2
Sat
Madison, WI – MAD WITH POWER FEST 2017!! @ The Annex @ The Red Zone
Sep 2 @ 5:30 pm – 11:45 pm
Madison, WI - MAD WITH POWER FEST 2017!! @ The Annex @ The Red Zone | Madison | Wisconsin | United States

Your LORDS have started their own POWER METAL FESTIVAL right here in Madison – the MAD WITH POWER FEST!

6 metal bands – free play arcade games – special guests – AND MORE!

Check out www.MadWithPowerFest.com for more info!

Sep
15
Fri
Saint Paul, MN @ Amsterdam Bar & Hall
Sep 15 @ 7:00 pm – 11:45 pm
Oct
7
Sat
Madison, WI @ Crystal Corner Bar
Oct 7 @ 9:30 pm – 11:45 pm
Oct
14
Sat
PATREON PRIVATE CONCERT! @ Mohorovicic Discontinuity
Oct 14 @ 6:30 pm – 11:45 pm
PATREON PRIVATE CONCERT! @ Mohorovicic Discontinuity

Our yearly PATREON-BACKER-ONLY private concert (and Fang’s birthday)!

Join our Patreon to get an invite!

Oct
27
Fri
Rochester, MN @ North Star Bar
Oct 27 @ 8:00 pm – 11:45 pm

Details TBA!

Jan
6
Sat
Madison, WI – Headlining Mead & Metal Fest 2018 @ High Noon Saloon
Jan 6 @ 2:00 pm – 6:00 pm
Madison, WI - Headlining Mead & Metal Fest 2018 @ High Noon Saloon | Madison | Wisconsin | United States

More details TBA!