”Death to false metal” – Everyone
Brown note discovered; Pontifex Mortis vows to ”never play that note again”.
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Medium channels ghost of Dio so he can listen to Frostburn; ”It’s what he would’ve wanted” – Dio’s Estate
“It’s metal, epic, and also cheeky and fun. Like playing pingpong with a soulforged runeblade.” – Random Minion
“When you’re on a month-long tour, you learn to covertly masturbate in public bathrooms.” – Anonymous Sage Advice Guy
Asian Metal invents new ”strongest guitar string ever”. Tunes below audible levels; elephants start headbanging
Asian Metal on Frostburn – ”It’s ACTUALLY pretty good!”
“This music is akin to watching a community theater production of Excalibur, while a freshly shaved and oiled pool boy massages your back and feeds you liqueur filled chocolates while humming the soundtrack to the Dungeons and Dragons Movie Starring Marlon Wayans (I swear it’s real).” – Actual Internet Comment
Iron Maiden’s Bruce Dickenson Admits: ”Yes, I took a few vocal lessons from Fang.”
After watching the LORDS: “I can’t tell if I’ve done a lot of drugs, or had a lot of sex!” – Concertgoer
Critics rave about Lords of the Trident: ”I wish I had time to grow a mullet out for this!”
”Frostburn” preemptively banned in 36 countries by the UN. Germany fears riots

Recent News and Upcoming Battles:

Jan
6
Sat
Madison, WI – Headlining Mead & Metal Fest 2018 @ High Noon Saloon
Jan 6 @ 2:00 pm – 6:00 pm
Madison, WI - Headlining Mead & Metal Fest 2018 @ High Noon Saloon | Madison | Wisconsin | United States

More details TBA!

Mar
21
Wed
Louisville, KY @ TBA
Mar 21 @ 7:30 pm – 11:45 pm
Mar
22
Thu
Raleigh, NC @ TBA
Mar 22 @ 8:00 pm – 11:45 pm
Mar
23
Fri
Charlotte, NC @ TBA
Mar 23 @ 7:52 pm – 8:52 pm
Mar
24
Sat
Cincinnati, OH @ Urban Artifact Brewery
Mar 24 @ 8:30 pm – 11:45 pm
Cincinnati, OH @ Urban Artifact Brewery | Cincinnati | Ohio | United States

with Automaton and TBA!

Apr
20
Fri
Milwaukee, WI – NYDM Spring Bash Fest @ Club Garibaldi
Apr 20 @ 3:00 pm – Apr 21 @ 2:00 am

April 19th – 21st, Featuring TONS of amazing bands:

Nasty Savage
Helstar
Holy Moses
Mystery Band 
Trauma
Blood Feast Official
Titan Force 
Faith or Fear
Anger As Art 
Divine Eve (Official)
Strike Master official
GRAVEHILL
Damien Thorne
DEMIZED 
Drogheda
Lords of the Trident
Grave Remains

AND MORE! More details TBA!

Facebook event here

Aug
25
Sat
MAD WITH POWER FEST 2018 @ The Red Zone
Aug 25 @ 5:00 pm – 11:45 pm

MAD WITH POWER 2018!

TBA