To the most METAL website on the face of the earth. A fitting tribute to the metal gods, the LORDS OF THE TRIDENT.
Who are the LORDS OF THE TRIDENT? Hahaha...FOOL! You are not worthy to gaze upon their might!
Their metal's so pure that only diamonds can scratch it, and usually the diamonds are the ones that end up getting hurt in the end. Their amps are so loud, Manowar knocked on their door and asked them to "please turn down". Don't let your girlfriends near LORDS OF THE TRIDENT, 'cause their music is guaranteed to make panties explode. You think you're bad? While you're watching their sweep picking wondering how they bend space-time to fit all the notes in, they'll punch you right in the face without missing a beat.
ALL HAIL THE LORDS!