Medium channels ghost of Dio so he can listen to Frostburn; ”It’s what he would’ve wanted” – Dio’s Estate
”Death to false metal” – Everyone
“When you’re on a month-long tour, you learn to covertly masturbate in public bathrooms.” – Anonymous Sage Advice Guy
Asian Metal on Frostburn – ”It’s ACTUALLY pretty good!”
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”Frostburn” preemptively banned in 36 countries by the UN. Germany fears riots
Brown note discovered; Pontifex Mortis vows to ”never play that note again”.
Asian Metal invents new ”strongest guitar string ever”. Tunes below audible levels; elephants start headbanging
Iron Maiden’s Bruce Dickenson Admits: ”Yes, I took a few vocal lessons from Fang.”
“This music is akin to watching a community theater production of Excalibur, while a freshly shaved and oiled pool boy massages your back and feeds you liqueur filled chocolates while humming the soundtrack to the Dungeons and Dragons Movie Starring Marlon Wayans (I swear it’s real).” – Actual Internet Comment
“It’s metal, epic, and also cheeky and fun. Like playing pingpong with a soulforged runeblade.” – Random Minion
After watching the LORDS: “I can’t tell if I’ve done a lot of drugs, or had a lot of sex!” – Concertgoer
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Critics rave about Lords of the Trident: ”I wish I had time to grow a mullet out for this!”

Recent News and Upcoming Battles:

Mar
24
Fri
La Crosse, WI @ Warehouse
Mar 24 @ 7:30 pm – 10:45 pm
La Crosse, WI @ Warehouse | La Crosse | Wisconsin | United States

With Summer Fire!

ALL AGES!

Apr
29
Sat
Dubuque, IA @ The Lift
Apr 29 @ 8:00 pm – 11:45 pm
May
4
Thu
Indianapolis, IN @ Melody Inn
May 4 @ 8:00 pm – 11:45 pm
May
5
Fri
Louisville, KY @ Magnolia Bar
May 5 @ 8:00 pm – 11:45 pm
May
6
Sat
St. Louis, MO – TBA @ TBA!
May 6 @ 7:00 pm – 11:45 pm

More details TBA!

May
26
Fri
Rio, WI – MAYBASH 2017 @ MAYBASH 2017
May 26 @ 7:00 pm – 11:45 pm
Rio, WI - MAYBASH 2017 @ MAYBASH 2017

(mā-baSH) n. A place where friends gather for 3 days of camping, music, and boobs.

Since 1989, Maybash has been a party where friends unite for a rare weekend, taking refuge from the daily grind and setting the bar high for summer. We camp for three days and three nights, each one thick with everyone’s favorite local music and the scent of bonfire at the heart of each tent city.

Maybash is a private party held every Memorial Day Weekend near Rio, WI (about 45 minutes north of Madison). We have about 30 acres of land where guests can camp out for the weekend and enjoy the 20+ bands we host each year. All we ask of our guests is a $30 contribution to keep Maybash alive.

May
28
Sun
Milwaukee, WI @ The Metal Grill
May 28 @ 8:00 pm – 11:45 pm
Jun
16
Fri
Madison, WI – Madison Songwriter Conference Showcase @ High Noon Saloon
Jun 16 @ 7:00 pm – 11:45 pm
Madison, WI - Madison Songwriter Conference Showcase @ High Noon Saloon | Madison | Wisconsin | United States

LORDS will be playing the Madison Songwriter Conference showcase! More details (start time, cost, etc.) TBA!

Jun
23
Fri
Duluth, MN @ The Rex Bar
Jun 23 @ 9:00 pm – Jun 24 @ 12:45 am
Jun
29
Thu
Madison, WI – BIKE NIGHT @ Bowl-A-Vard Lanes
Jun 29 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm
Jul
14
Fri
Chicago, IL @ Reggie's Rock Club
Jul 14 @ 8:00 pm – 11:45 pm

More info TBA!

Aug
2
Wed
Omaha, NE @ Shamrocks Pub & Grill
Aug 2 @ 8:00 pm – 11:45 pm
Aug
3
Thu
Fort Collins, CO @ The Downtown Artery
Aug 3 @ 8:30 pm – 11:45 pm
Aug
4
Fri
Denver, CO @ TBA
Aug 4 @ 8:00 pm – 11:45 pm
Aug
5
Sat
Kansas City, MO @ Davey's Uptown Ramblers Club
Aug 5 @ 8:00 pm – 11:45 pm
Sep
2
Sat
Madison, WI – MAD WITH POWER FEST 2017!! @ The Annex @ The Red Zone
Sep 2 @ 5:30 pm – 11:45 pm
Madison, WI - MAD WITH POWER FEST 2017!! @ The Annex @ The Red Zone | Madison | Wisconsin | United States

Your LORDS have started their own POWER METAL FESTIVAL right here in Madison – the MAD WITH POWER FEST!

6 metal bands – free play arcade games – special guests – AND MORE!

Check out www.MadWithPowerFest.com for more info!

Oct
14
Sat
PATREON PRIVATE CONCERT! @ Mohorovicic Discontinuity
Oct 14 @ 6:30 pm – 11:45 pm
PATREON PRIVATE CONCERT! @ Mohorovicic Discontinuity

Our yearly PATREON-BACKER-ONLY private concert (and Fang’s birthday)!

Join our Patreon to get an invite!

Jan
6
Sat
Madison, WI – Headlining Mead & Metal Fest 2018 @ High Noon Saloon
Jan 6 @ 2:00 pm – 6:00 pm
Madison, WI - Headlining Mead & Metal Fest 2018 @ High Noon Saloon | Madison | Wisconsin | United States

More details TBA!