( . Y . )
Asian Metal invents new ”strongest guitar string ever”. Tunes below audible levels; elephants start headbanging
”Death to false metal” – Everyone
Medium channels ghost of Dio so he can listen to Frostburn; ”It’s what he would’ve wanted” – Dio’s Estate
“This music is akin to watching a community theater production of Excalibur, while a freshly shaved and oiled pool boy massages your back and feeds you liqueur filled chocolates while humming the soundtrack to the Dungeons and Dragons Movie Starring Marlon Wayans (I swear it’s real).” – Actual Internet Comment
Asian Metal on Frostburn – ”It’s ACTUALLY pretty good!”
“When you’re on a month-long tour, you learn to covertly masturbate in public bathrooms.” – Anonymous Sage Advice Guy
”Frostburn” preemptively banned in 36 countries by the UN. Germany fears riots
“It’s metal, epic, and also cheeky and fun. Like playing pingpong with a soulforged runeblade.” – Random Minion
Iron Maiden’s Bruce Dickenson Admits: ”Yes, I took a few vocal lessons from Fang.”
Critics rave about Lords of the Trident: ”I wish I had time to grow a mullet out for this!”
Brown note discovered; Pontifex Mortis vows to ”never play that note again”.
After watching the LORDS: “I can’t tell if I’ve done a lot of drugs, or had a lot of sex!” – Concertgoer
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Recent News and Upcoming Battles:

Jan
6
Sat
Madison, WI – Mead & Metal Fest 2018 – EARLY SHOW! @ Bos Mead Hall
Jan 6 @ 3:30 pm – 10:00 pm
Madison, WI - Mead & Metal Fest 2018 - EARLY SHOW! @ Bos Mead Hall | Madison | Wisconsin | United States

An awesome local line-up will unleash a torrent of sonic mayhem: HellMuff,Birth of TragedyLords of the TridentCunning Like Cobras and emcee Peter DeVault!

LORDS WILL BE PLAYING FIRST AT 4:00pm! GET THERE EARLY!!!

Jan
27
Sat
Madison, WI – LORDS + PSYCHOSTICK! @ UW Madison Union South - The Sett
Jan 27 @ 9:00 pm – 11:45 pm
Madison, WI - LORDS + PSYCHOSTICK! @ UW Madison Union South - The Sett | Madison | Wisconsin | United States

FREE EVENT!

A night with Lords of the Trident & Psychostick.

9:00 – 10:30pm – Lords of the Trident

10:30pm – Midnight – Psychostick

Mar
21
Wed
Louisville, KY @ TBA
Mar 21 @ 7:30 pm – 11:45 pm
Mar
22
Thu
Raleigh, NC @ TBA
Mar 22 @ 8:00 pm – 11:45 pm
Mar
23
Fri
Charlotte, NC @ Milestone Club
Mar 23 @ 7:52 pm – 8:52 pm
Mar
24
Sat
Cincinnati, OH @ Urban Artifact Brewery
Mar 24 @ 8:30 pm – 11:45 pm
Cincinnati, OH @ Urban Artifact Brewery | Cincinnati | Ohio | United States

with Automaton and TBA!

Apr
7
Sat
Madison, WI – with AUTOMATON! @ The Frequency
Apr 7 @ 8:30 pm – 11:45 pm
Madison, WI - with AUTOMATON! @ The Frequency | Madison | Wisconsin | United States

with AUTOMATON and TBA!

Apr
20
Fri
Milwaukee, WI – NYDM Spring Bash Fest @ Club Garibaldi
Apr 20 @ 3:00 pm – Apr 21 @ 2:00 am

April 19th – 21st, Featuring TONS of amazing bands:

Nasty Savage
Helstar
Holy Moses
Mystery Band 
Trauma
Blood Feast Official
Titan Force 
Faith or Fear
Anger As Art 
Divine Eve (Official)
Strike Master official
GRAVEHILL
Damien Thorne
DEMIZED 
Drogheda
Lords of the Trident
Grave Remains

AND MORE! More details TBA!

Facebook event here

May
4
Fri
Carbondale, IL @ Hangar 9
May 4 @ 8:30 pm – 11:45 pm

More details TBA!

May
5
Sat
St. Louis, MO @ Red Fish Blue Fish
May 5 @ 8:30 pm – 11:45 pm

More info TBA

May
12
Sat
Madison, WI – EARLY SHOW! @ Bos Mead Hall
May 12 @ 6:00 pm – 10:00 pm
Jun
2
Sat
Madison, WI – LORDS ACOUSTIC – Park & Trails Unite Fest! @ Lake Farm County Park
Jun 2 @ 1:15 pm – 3:00 pm

Special ACOUSTIC show! Lords play from 1:30 – 3:00pm!

Dane County Parks is teaming up with United Madison to host a one of a kind Parks & Trails Unite Festival. This will be a free community event will encourage unity, give us the opportunity to lift each other up to better understand and learn from each other, and celebrate our amazing parks and trails and the community connections that they provide.

The Festival will take place in BOTH Lake Farm County Park and McDaniel Park, that includes the new Lower Yahara River Trail and it’s mile-long boardwalk bridge that connects the two parks and provides an off-road trail connection between Madison and McFarland that didn’t previously exist. 

This free festival will include live music, food carts, motivational speakers, educational and cultural displays, live demonstrations, local TV and media personalities, activity stations for adults and kids, pontoon rides, a biergarten, and other activities, too numerous to list.

The funds raised will be stretched far and wide to benefit our community in a way never done before. A majority of the proceeds will help build capacity of Dane County volunteers and the sixteen friends groups that support individual county parks. The work that these individuals do for the betterment of Dane County Parks and our communities is essential. Last year the parks had over 3,500 volunteers that put in an unbelievable 66,880 hours. That equates to well over a million dollars in labor. A portion of the proceeds donated by event sponsors will benefit local nonprofit partners as well as supporting United Madison in their effort to support a unified, thriving community for EVERYONE . 

We hope you will join us at this festival to celebrate and support the parks and trails you love and help lift up and unite our community!

Stay tuned for more details about this event!
http://danecountyparks.com/unite-festival

Aug
25
Sat
MAD WITH POWER FEST 2018 @ The Red Zone
Aug 25 @ 5:00 pm – 11:45 pm

MAD WITH POWER 2018!

TBA

Sep
22
Sat
St. Paul – PRIVATE WEDDING @ SECRET WEDDING CASTLE
Sep 22 @ 5:00 pm – 11:45 pm

We’re a wedding band now!