Asian Metal on Frostburn – ”It’s ACTUALLY pretty good!”
After watching the LORDS: “I can’t tell if I’ve done a lot of drugs, or had a lot of sex!” – Concertgoer
“It’s metal, epic, and also cheeky and fun. Like playing pingpong with a soulforged runeblade.” – Random Minion
“This music is akin to watching a community theater production of Excalibur, while a freshly shaved and oiled pool boy massages your back and feeds you liqueur filled chocolates while humming the soundtrack to the Dungeons and Dragons Movie Starring Marlon Wayans (I swear it’s real).” – Actual Internet Comment
Critics rave about Lords of the Trident: ”I wish I had time to grow a mullet out for this!”
Medium channels ghost of Dio so he can listen to Frostburn; ”It’s what he would’ve wanted” – Dio’s Estate
”Death to false metal” – Everyone
Iron Maiden’s Bruce Dickenson Admits: ”Yes, I took a few vocal lessons from Fang.”
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“When you’re on a month-long tour, you learn to covertly masturbate in public bathrooms.” – Anonymous Sage Advice Guy
”Frostburn” preemptively banned in 36 countries by the UN. Germany fears riots
Brown note discovered; Pontifex Mortis vows to ”never play that note again”.
Asian Metal invents new ”strongest guitar string ever”. Tunes below audible levels; elephants start headbanging

Recent News and Upcoming Battles:

Oct
27
Fri
Rochester, MN @ North Star Bar
Oct 27 @ 8:00 pm – 11:45 pm

Details TBA!

Oct
28
Sat
Peoria, IL – ROCK N SKULL FEST 2017 @ Diesel Dick's Pub & Grub
Oct 28 @ 1:00 pm – 10:00 pm
Peoria, IL - ROCK N SKULL FEST 2017 @ Diesel Dick's Pub & Grub | Tremont | Illinois | United States

Lords will be playing Saturday! Facebook Event Here

Friday Oct 27 (Diesel Dicks Tremont, Il)
Acoustic Night
Headliner: Jack Russell’s Great White
2. Russ Dwarf
3. Keith St. John of Burning Rain
4. DTKS
5. Gary Schutt 
6. Shane West & Cody Mitchem
(New Age Sinners/ Pink Velvet Krush)

Saturday Oct 28 (Diesel Dicks Tremont, Il)
Headliner: 
1 . Bulletboys 
2 Enuff Z’nuff
3. Pretty Boy Floyd
4. Juan Croucier of RATT
5. Tango Down 
6. The Fifth 
7. Talon 
8. InnerSiege
9. Chrome Mollie
10. Michael Layne Band

Sunday Oct 29 (Diesel Dicks Tremont, Il)
Headliner: LA Guns
2. Tyketto
3. Tora Tora
4. Lillian Axe
5. Love N Revenge
7. The Rumours
7. No Love Lost
8. Livesay
9. Axeticy 

Hosted by Eddie Trunk

Jan
6
Sat
Madison, WI – Headlining Mead & Metal Fest 2018 @ High Noon Saloon
Jan 6 @ 2:00 pm – 6:00 pm
Madison, WI - Headlining Mead & Metal Fest 2018 @ High Noon Saloon | Madison | Wisconsin | United States

More details TBA!

Apr
20
Fri
Milwaukee, WI – NYDM Spring Bash Fest @ Club Garibaldi
Apr 20 @ 3:00 pm – Apr 21 @ 2:00 am

April 19th – 21st, Featuring TONS of amazing bands:

Nasty Savage
Helstar
Holy Moses
Mystery Band 
Trauma
Blood Feast Official
Titan Force 
Faith or Fear
Anger As Art 
Divine Eve (Official)
Strike Master official
GRAVEHILL
Damien Thorne
DEMIZED 
Drogheda
Lords of the Trident
Grave Remains

AND MORE! More details TBA!

Facebook event here

Aug
25
Sat
MAD WITH POWER FEST 2018 @ The Red Zone
Aug 25 @ 5:00 pm – 11:45 pm

MAD WITH POWER 2018!

TBA