”Death to false metal” – Everyone
“It’s metal, epic, and also cheeky and fun. Like playing pingpong with a soulforged runeblade.” – Random Minion
“This music is akin to watching a community theater production of Excalibur, while a freshly shaved and oiled pool boy massages your back and feeds you liqueur filled chocolates while humming the soundtrack to the Dungeons and Dragons Movie Starring Marlon Wayans (I swear it’s real).” – Actual Internet Comment
Asian Metal on Frostburn – ”It’s ACTUALLY pretty good!”
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Brown note discovered; Pontifex Mortis vows to ”never play that note again”.
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Medium channels ghost of Dio so he can listen to Frostburn; ”It’s what he would’ve wanted” – Dio’s Estate
Critics rave about Lords of the Trident: ”I wish I had time to grow a mullet out for this!”
Iron Maiden’s Bruce Dickenson Admits: ”Yes, I took a few vocal lessons from Fang.”
“When you’re on a month-long tour, you learn to covertly masturbate in public bathrooms.” – Anonymous Sage Advice Guy
Asian Metal invents new ”strongest guitar string ever”. Tunes below audible levels; elephants start headbanging
After watching the LORDS: “I can’t tell if I’ve done a lot of drugs, or had a lot of sex!” – Concertgoer
”Frostburn” preemptively banned in 36 countries by the UN. Germany fears riots

Recent News and Upcoming Battles:

May
28
Sun
Milwaukee, WI @ The Metal Grill
May 28 @ 8:00 pm – 11:45 pm
Jun
16
Fri
Madison, WI – HEADLINING Between The Waves Metal Showcase @ High Noon Saloon
Jun 16 @ 8:00 pm – Jun 17 @ 1:00 am
Madison, WI - HEADLINING Between The Waves Metal Showcase @ High Noon Saloon | Madison | Wisconsin | United States

Facebook event here!

Part of the Between the Waves Music Festival. This evening will showcase some amazing Madison metal and hard rock bands.

Featuring:
Lords of the Trident
Subatomic
Cold Black River
and Disgunt.

We are pleased to bring you this night of amazing Madison music. This is just one of many events during the Between the Waves Festival over the weekend of June 16th and 17th.

Tickets
$10 at the door
$20 single day pass
$35 weekend pass

Visit www.btwmadison.com for tickets and more info.

Lords of the Trident
Their metal is so pure that only diamonds can scratch it, and usually the diamonds are the ones that end up getting hurt in the end. Their amps are so loud, Manowar knocked on their door and asked them to, “Please turn it down.” You think you’re bad? While you’re watching their sweep picking wondering how they bend space-time to fit all the notes in, they’ll punch you right in the face without missing a beat. If you like battle, bloodshed, axes, fire, and losing limbs, then mosh your way to the front row and receive your free ticket to Valhalla. If you don’t like these things – too bad. They’re playing anyway, and they’ll make sure to steal your girlfriend in the proces
http://lordsofthetrident.com/
www.facebook.com/lordsofthetrident
www.twitter.com/lordsoftrident

Subatomic
Subatomic…a powerful, jam-oriented power-trio with thunderous, funky bass grooves…driving, tasty drumming…heavy, riff-laden guitar…and solid, insightful vocals. While influences and song styles may vary greatly, making the music hard to label, there are a few things that remain constant – the sound is huge, the music is powerful and honest, and whether or not you have a shred of rhythm, your head will bump and nod with the grooves.
reverbnation.com/subatomicmusic
cdbaby.com/cd/subatomic

Cold Black River
Cold Black River was formed in 2013 by former sons of Helliphant (www.helliphant.com) Jeremy Roseland (guitar/vocals) and Eric Cobb (bass/lead vocals). After penning tunes for several months and collaborating with a shortlist of talented drummers, CBR finally settled on southern Wisconsin native Aaron Kanitz to complete the powerful three piece.
@coldblackriver
www.coldblackriver.com
facebook.com/coldblackriver

Disgunt
Starting as what was supposed to be a side project, Disgunt was formed in 2015 featuring members of War Of Abaddon and The Unnecessary Gunpoint Lecture. Disgunt played their first show at the end of March, 2016. Since then they have been playing shows all over Wisconsin, Minnesota, and Illinois. Featuring a nine string guitar, Disgunt set out to write low and slow technical deathcore music. The low guttural vocals just enhance all of their goals as far as what type of music they want to create. Disgunt hopes to give you an experience you will remember and hopefully everybody will find something good to take away from the experience, regardless of musical preference.
disgunt.bandcamp.com
facebook.com/disgunt

Jun
23
Fri
Lake Nebagamon, WI – HEADLINING Mass Evacuation Fest! @ Wasko's
Jun 23 @ 10:30 pm – Jun 24 @ 1:30 am
Lake Nebagamon, WI - HEADLINING Mass Evacuation Fest! @ Wasko's | Lake Nebagamon | Wisconsin | United States

Festival Facebook Event Here!

$15 includes camping for the weekend! Lords headline Friday night

Jun
29
Thu
Madison, WI – BIKE NIGHT @ Bowl-A-Vard Lanes
Jun 29 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm
Aug
2
Wed
Omaha, NE @ Shamrocks Pub & Grill
Aug 2 @ 8:00 pm – 11:45 pm
Aug
3
Thu
Fort Collins, CO @ The Downtown Artery
Aug 3 @ 8:30 pm – 11:45 pm
Aug
4
Fri
Denver, CO @ TBA
Aug 4 @ 8:00 pm – 11:45 pm
Aug
5
Sat
Kansas City, MO @ Davey's Uptown Ramblers Club
Aug 5 @ 8:00 pm – 11:45 pm
Sep
2
Sat
Madison, WI – MAD WITH POWER FEST 2017!! @ The Annex @ The Red Zone
Sep 2 @ 5:30 pm – 11:45 pm
Madison, WI - MAD WITH POWER FEST 2017!! @ The Annex @ The Red Zone | Madison | Wisconsin | United States

Your LORDS have started their own POWER METAL FESTIVAL right here in Madison – the MAD WITH POWER FEST!

6 metal bands – free play arcade games – special guests – AND MORE!

Check out www.MadWithPowerFest.com for more info!

Oct
7
Sat
Madison, WI @ Crystal Corner Bar
Oct 7 @ 9:30 pm – 11:45 pm
Oct
14
Sat
PATREON PRIVATE CONCERT! @ Mohorovicic Discontinuity
Oct 14 @ 6:30 pm – 11:45 pm
PATREON PRIVATE CONCERT! @ Mohorovicic Discontinuity

Our yearly PATREON-BACKER-ONLY private concert (and Fang’s birthday)!

Join our Patreon to get an invite!

Oct
27
Fri
Rochester, MN @ North Star Bar
Oct 27 @ 8:00 pm – 11:45 pm

Details TBA!

Jan
6
Sat
Madison, WI – Headlining Mead & Metal Fest 2018 @ High Noon Saloon
Jan 6 @ 2:00 pm – 6:00 pm
Madison, WI - Headlining Mead & Metal Fest 2018 @ High Noon Saloon | Madison | Wisconsin | United States

More details TBA!