In the giving spirit of this Holiday time, we’ve decided as a band that it’s time to give back. In light of the fact that many families this season will go without a warm fire to gather around, we would like to present a solution. Download our Christmas album “A Very Lords of the Trident Christmas” for FREE, and point your stereo at the hearth in your home. Literally anything placed in front of it should instantly set ablaze, filling your home with warmth, and your hearts with METAL holiday joy.
Oh, by the way, the big guy in the red suit requests that you do NOT play the album while he is attempting to go down the chimney. Last year’s 4th degree burns were no laughing matter.